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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: flickerful who wrote (7883)2/20/1998 8:10:00 PM
From: WalleyB  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 20981
 
LBJ...

You ever hear the story about LBJ riding around his ranch in a Continental drinking warm beer and generally tearing up turf and burning off the tires.

At some point he has to stop to take a wiz. He tells the young secret service agent with him to open his door. The agent dutifuly opens the driver door and stand a pace back at attention. Lyndon stands up and proceeds to relieve himself of more than a few pints and does so all over the agents shiny black shoes and his trousers at the cuffs.

The agent looks down and then remarks gently to the obviously drunken president, "Sir, you are urinating on my shoes"
To which LBJ replies, "Yes...I know son, but that's 'what you get paid for"