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To: bob who wrote (4736)	2/22/1998 11:34:00 AM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Father O'leary is doing confession one Sunday when he realizes he has to pee. He peeks his head out of the confessional and sees a group of altar boys sitting in the pews. He calls out for one and asks the little boy to take his place while he goes to the bathroom, "Whenever they enter, allow them to confess, and using this list, give them the appropriate repentance." There's a list posted on his side of the confessional. "For theft, 6 hail-marys. For murder, 12 hail-marys and an hour of silent prayer, and so on, ya got it." The boy nods and proceeds to wait. Along comes a lady who enters the confessional and begins "Father, it's been 2 weeks since my last confession." The boy, in a low, manly voice responds "Yes, go on my child." She continues to tell him that she gave a blowjob to a man who was not her husband. The boy scans the list saying to himself "Blowjob, blowjob, where's the friggin blowjob". Well there's no listing for blowjob, so he looks out and asks Tony, another altar boy, "Hey Tony, what does Father O'leary give for a blowjob?" Tony goes, "A handful of Gummi Bears and a Snickers bar."