To: Brumar89 who wrote (1542921 ) 6/15/2025 6:56:06 PM From: Maple MAGA 3 RecommendationsRecommended By
Read Replies (2) | Respond to The Epistle to Bruce Chapter 1 (Concerning Obsession, Divine Utterance, and the Idol of Mar-a-Lago) And lo, Bruce of Texas lifted up his voice on the forum, and he did say, “I detest Little Donnie, and I see nothing to admire in him.” Yet his words were as the sands of the sea—numberless, unceasing, and always about Trump. For ten years did he toil upon the Silicon Investor, neither sleeping nor ceasing, that he might post again and again of his wrath toward the Orange One. And behold, the people were astonished, saying, “What manner of man is this, that he claimeth hatred, yet speaketh more of Trump than Trump himself?” And it came to pass that Bruce testified of a vision, saying, “God spake unto me, nine words, audible and mighty, though I was neither praying nor thinking upon Him.” And the people were amazed, yet they pondered in their hearts: What did the LORD say, that the chosen vessel would spend his days in online quarrels about The Apprentice? For Moses did receive the tablets and led a nation. Elijah called down fire. Paul wrote to the churches. But Bruce... he posted. Yea, he posted, and posted, and posted again. Morning and evening, weekdays and sabbath, his witness was unceasing—yet it was of Trump. And so it was written: “As a man posteth, so is he.” For from the abundance of the obsession, the fingers type. Therefore I say unto thee, Bruce: If thine eye offend thee, pluck it out. And if thy Wi-Fi cause thee to stumble, smash it with a stone. For better it is to enter the kingdom of heaven with silence, than to be cast into the pit with 100,000 Trump posts and zero self-awareness. Repent, O keyboard prophet, lest thou be remembered not as one who heard the LORD, but as one who worshipped Donald unwittingly, through loathing made manifest. Amen and amen.
