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Politics : Tell a joke - anything goes -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Pogeu Mahone who wrote (13578)	7/29/2025 3:19:47 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	6 Recommendations Recommended By D.Austin J.B.C. Jerry Held Mad2 Markbn and 1 more member Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13881

A medical doctor puts a sign out in front of his office that reads: "If I cure your problem you pay me $20.00 and if I do not cure your problem then I will pay you $100.00." A lawyer walks by and thinks he can outsmart the doctor, so he goes into the doctor's office and tells the doctor that he can't taste anything, he lost his sense of taste... The doctor tells his nurse to give him the syrup from draw number 33... The doctor gives the lawyer a spoon of the syrup and the lawyer spits it out screaming, "You gave me gasoline, what the hell are you doing?" The doctor said, "Oh, it seems your taste has returned, that will be $20.00, thank you." The next day the same lawyer comes back to the doctor and this time he tells the doctor that he lost him memory... The doctor tells the nurse to give him the syrup from draw number 33... The lawyer tells the doctor that he's not going to drink that same gasoline again... The doctor said it seems like his memory has returned, that will be $20.00, thank you... The third day the same lawyer walks into the doctor's office and tells the doctor that he lost his sight, that he's completely blind... The doctor said he won't be able to cure blindness so he said to the lawyer, "Here's the $100.00 I owe you." The lawyer looks and sees the doctor only gave him a $5.00 bill so he said, "Hey, that's only a five dollar bill, what are you trying to pull?" The doctor then said, oh, it seems like your sight has returned, that will be $20.00, thank you... GZ