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To: Stock Puppy who wrote (13608)	8/12/2025 2:06:20 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	1 Recommendation Recommended By dylan murphy Respond to of 13881

Two guys were sitting in a bar alongside a country road just outside of Wichita, Kansas... They were having a drink and talking up and back about nothing important... The first guy asked the second guy, "If you could do anything you wanted, then what would you do?" The second guy thought about the question for a moment and then said, "Well, if I really had the time I would love to be a country singer and write country songs." The first guy replied, "Well, why don't you just take some of your free time and write some songs, anyhow?" The second guy said, "I really don't have any free time, my job is just very demanding." The first guy then asked, "Oh, really, what kind of work do you do?" The second guy replied, "I'm a lineman for the county and I drive the main road searchin' in the sun for another overload." The first guy replied, "Oh, yeah, well, I see what you mean, hmmm." GZ