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To: Mongo2116 who wrote (13644)	8/28/2025 2:26:17 PM
From: Mad2	1 Recommendation Recommended By GROUND ZERO™ Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 13865

After retirement, Mr Tan TT 70 years old married a young 29 year old woman Now he was spending less time with his friends. His concerned friends enquired if there was a problem. “I'm eager to pass time with you all, but my young wife gets lonely when I'm away.” His friends advised him : Keep a young tenant at home, your wife will be happy in the company of a younger person. Mr. Tan promptly acted on their advise and leased a room in his big house to a young tenant Now the friends were meeting more often. One day the friends jokingly asked, : “How is your wife now?” Mr Tan : "She is not lonely at all and she is happy. In fact, she is pregnant" The friends laughed, as they expected this. And how is the tenant?” they asked. Mr Tan replied very soberly “She is also pregnant .,.” _Never underestimate a Senior Citizen_..

To: Mongo2116 who wrote (13644)	8/31/2025 2:28:34 PM
From: GROUND ZERO™	2 Recommendations Recommended By Markbn Mongo2116 Respond to of 13865

This guy was celebrating his 110th birthday... He was asked how he's doing... He replied, "My near term memory is working perfectly, and my near term memory is also working pretty well." GZ