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To: Thomas Scharf who wrote (4758)	2/25/1998 9:33:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

This Polish girl is hitch-hiking. When a truck finally pulls over & she gets in, she immediately notices a huge radio mounted on the dashboard & asks, "What in the world is that thing?" The trucker answers, "That there's the most powerful CB radio in the world. You can talk to damn near anybody in the world on that thing!" "Anybody in the world?!" she replies, "I'd do ANYTHING if I could talk to my mom back in Warsaw right now!" At this point the trucker realizes she's taking him literally & decides to take full advantage. "You'd do anything?", he asks. "I'll bet you & I can work something out!" He then unzips his pants, takes out his dick & points at it with an evil grin. The Polish girl pauses for a second, then shrugs her shoulders, scoots across the seat next to him, and leaning over with her mouth at his crotch, takes his dick in her hands & yells "HELLO,MOM?"

To: Thomas Scharf who wrote (4758)	2/26/1998 1:30:00 PM
From: emidio	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon: Demon: Why so glum, chum? Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell. Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man? Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Demon: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab... we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more. Guy: Gee, that sounds great. Demon: You a smoker? Guy: You better believe it. Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin' lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay... you're already dead. Guy: Golly! Demon: I bet you like to gamble. Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do. Demon: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. We even opened up a pai gow poker table. Guy: Gosh, I never played pai gow before... Demon: Well now you can. You like to do drugs? Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean... Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's okay...you're already dead. Guy: Neat! I never realized that hell was such a swingin' place! Demon: You gay? Guy: Uh, no. Demon: Oooh, you gonna hate Fridays.