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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Steve LaRiviere who wrote (4763)	2/25/1998 7:43:00 PM
From: Market Tracker	Respond to of 62550

IN HONOR OF THE LATE BUT GREAT HENNY YOUNGMAN - R. I. P. "A guy comes up to me and says, 'I haven't eaten in two days.' I told him, 'Force yourself.'" "I didn't sleep well last night. I dreamed Dolly Parton was my mother, and I was a bottle baby." "A guy calls his lawyer. He says, 'Can I ask you two questions?' Lawyer says, 'What's the second one?'" "This guy asked his doctor, 'Will I be able to play the piano after my operation?' And the doctor says 'Sure.' And the guy says, 'Funny, I couldn't do it before.'" "I just came from a pleasure trip - took my mother-in-law to the airport." "Two guys in a gym, one putting on a girdle. One guys says, 'Since when have you been wearing a girdle?' Other guy says, 'Since my wife found it in the glove compartment of our car.'" "My doctor told me I was fat. I said I wanted a second opinion. He said, 'OK, you're ugly, too.'" "I live about four muggings from Central Park." "I flew on an airplane, the food was fit for a king. Here, King!" "Take my wife, please."