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To: Miguel M. de la O who wrote (4767)2/26/1998 9:04:00 AM
From: Greg Williams  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
What a liberal would have done if they hit a pig :

Set up social program to rehabilitate pigs hit by cars.
Raise Taxes
Set up social program to ensure education of pigs to not jump in front of cars.
Raise Taxes
Lower speed limit on all country roads to 25 miles per hour to ensure the safety of "learning disabled" pigs.
Raise Taxes
Send social workers to farmers house for "education" in the understanding the cultural differences between people and pigs.
Raise Taxes
Start "educational campaign" with the slogan "Pigs Have Feelings, too!".
Raise Taxes
Secretly, notified PETA that there was a possible "Fur-Wearer" at the farmers address.
Raise Taxes