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To: Biggie Smalls who wrote (4771)	2/26/1998 11:11:00 AM
From: George M.	Respond to of 62549

so cheap, he wouldn't pay a nickel to watch Niagara Falls go backwards

To: Biggie Smalls who wrote (4771)	2/26/1998 11:25:00 AM
From: S K	Respond to of 62549

Definitions Father- A banker provided by nature. Rumour- News that travels at the speed of sound. Criminal-A guy no different from the rest of us...except that he got caught. Worry-Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. Boss-Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Philosopher-A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead. Adult-A person who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle. Tears-The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. Yawn-The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Experience- The name men give to their mistakes. Etc.- A sign used to make others believe that you know more than what you really do. Atom Bomb-An invention to end all inventions. Doctor-A person who kills your ills by pills,& kills you with his bills. NOTE : U'r ATTITUDE Always Almost Determines the ALTITUDE Of U'r Life