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To: DuGen who wrote (4799)	3/1/1998 8:55:00 PM
From: BamaReb	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> ->> >>Deep Thoughts > >> >>1. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? > > > >> >>2. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? > >> >>3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? > >> >>4. How do I set my laser printer on stun? > >> >>5. How is it possible to have a civil war? > >> >>6. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? > >> >>7. If God dropped acid, would he see people? > >> >>8. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? > >> >>9. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? > >> >>10. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? > >> >>11. If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do > >it? > >> >>12. If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons? > >> >>13. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? > >> >>14. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? > >> >>15. Is a castrated pig disgruntled? > >> >>16. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of > >"asteroids"? > >> >>17. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? > >> >>18. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? > > > >> >>19. What happens when none of your bees wax? > >> >>20. Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket? > >> >>21. If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a > >plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff? > >> >>22. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream? > >> >>23. If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why > > doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away? > >> >> > >> >>"Second place only means that you are the first loser"