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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: Lady Lurksalot who wrote (9208)3/2/1998 2:17:00 AM
From: Surething  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 20981
 
Holly, As I was leafing through a little known work by that great American Historian, Fuller Baersht, I discovered that the founding fathers actually intended to adopt a form of native rights in the Constitution. Again, too much mead is to blame for the resulting wryto.

During the Revolutionary War, a tribe of midwestern native Americans called the Shicagga Bears, were great allies of the Revolutionary forces. As was their custom in those days, whenever the Shicagga Bears took an Englishman prisoner, they would hack off both of the poor sod's arms and keep them as grisly reminders to all who would war against them.

The Constitution should actually have read, The Bears Have A Right To Keep Arms

Surething