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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?


To: WalleyB who wrote (9557)3/3/1998 8:41:00 PM
From: Surething  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 20981
 
Well Jim, I am after all a modest and humble person. I did not ask for you and the hundreds of others to devote their lives to me.

Of course I understand why you have all chosen to follow me. For those not yet enshrined by my Higher Source of knowledge, here is some of my basic philosophy.

As for where I stand. I stand firmly centered in my own indecisiveness. My views change with my moods. My politics change when the politicians do. I believe in nothing that is not worth believing in. I am a liberal republican, a fascist socialist, a conservative democrat, and above all a radical moderate.

I believe in a woman's right to choose only if she makes the right choice. Taxes are too high so we must tax taxes to keep them in check. I hug trees only if they hug me back. I protect the ozone layer by using only the finest aerosals.

I believe in free speech as long as no one speeches too freely about me. I will never burn a book. I would rather shred it. All races should be equally treated and equally distant from each other. There is but one god for all men, and of course there is another one for all women.

And I don't believe that Slick Boinked Monica. They had a very wonderful and special relationship that was bound by an oral arrangement.


Surething