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To: aknahow who wrote (4823)	3/4/1998 4:40:00 PM
From: S K	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

HOW "THEY" DO IT WHEN IT COMES TO SEX >> >> Accountants do it with Double Entry >> Acupuncturist do it with a small prick >> Ambulance driver comes quicker >> Australians do it Down Under >> Bach did it using the organ >> Bankers do it with interest >> Bartenders do it on the Rocks >> Batman does it using his Robin >> Bookeepers do it for the record >> Bosses delegate the task to others >> Chess players check their Mates >> Cops do it with cuffs >> DJs do it on request >> Deep-sea divers do it under extreme pressure >> Dentist do it orally >> Detectives do it under cover >> Don't do it with Bankers, most of them are Tellers >> Elevator men do it up and down >> Engineers do it to specifications >> Engineers do it to a first order approximation >> Firemen do it with a big hose >> Frank Sinatra do it his way >> Garbagemen come twice a week >> Gardeners do it on the bushes >> Gas attendants Pump all day >> Golfers do it in 18 holes >> Landlords do it every 1st of the month >> Managers make others do it >> Marketing reps do it on comission >> Pizza delivery man comes in 30 minutes or it's free >> Waiters and waitresses do it for tips >> Zoologists do it with animals