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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: SJS who wrote (4828)	3/4/1998 6:21:00 PM
From: Early Bird	Respond to of 62549

Time for a fresh joke: Four men were discussing how smart their dogs were... The first man was an engineer and his dog was named "T Square." He instructed "T Square to go get some paper and draw a square, a circle and a triangle. "T Square" did this with no problem. The second man was an accountant and called his dog "Slide Rule." He instructed "Slide Rule" to fetch a dozen cookies, bring them back and divide them into piles of three. "Slide Rule did this with no problem. The third man was a Chemist, and, while he was impressed with the first two dogs, he said they would be more impressed with his dog, which he called "Measure." He instructed "Measure to get a quart of milk and pour seven ounces of it into a ten ounce glass. The dog did this with no problem at all. So all three men agreed that their dogs were equally smart. And THEN they turned to the Union member and asked; "What can YOUR dog do?" The Union member called his dog "Coffee Break" and instructed his dog to "Show off !" "Coffee Break" promptly went over and ate the cookies, drank the milk, crapped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs,claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workmen's Compensation and left for home on sick leave ! Mike (Early Bird)