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To: Douglas A. Sevy who wrote (4831)	3/4/1998 7:06:00 PM
From: ROY DEL	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Well there was this truck driver, he was a pretty good driver but he had this one problem. He hated hitch hikers, he thought they were thieves, bums, the scum of the earth honestly he didn't even think they deserved to live. And there wasn't but one thing worse than a hitch hiker and that was a long hair hippy hitch hiker. One day he was driving down the road when after passing a car parked along the road, he looks ahead and sees a hitch hiker standing at the roadside. Well he just saw red, but as he approached he saw that the hitch hiker was a priest. He knew the priest surely wasn't a bad fellow , why that was probably his car broke down back there. So he pulled over and offered him a ride. Once they had gotten back underway and exchanged pleasantries, they settled into a silence. Just about then the truck driver looks way up the road and sees another hitch hiker. As he draw closer he realizes this isn't just a hitch hiker it's a long haired hippy hitch hiker. Well he's beside himself he can't just leave this scum on the side of the road he has to run him him over. But then he remembers he has the priest in the truck with him, he can't just run over him. So he comes up with a plan, when he gets close he'll act like he dropped something in the floor then he'll bend over fumbling for it and at the same time he'll swerve over and get him. So sure enough as he drew near he bends over and started fumbling around on the floor and gives a tug to the steering wheel at the same time. When he hears a big bang he jumps up looks at the priest and asks "what was that!!" The priest replied "It was a long haired hippy hitch hiker, you swerved and missed him, but I got him with the door."