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To: Zencone who wrote (4864)	3/6/1998 8:27:00 AM
From: S K	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Joe and the lady Joe came to the hotel and went towards the mail box cname on the group mailbox. While he was there, an attractive young lady comes out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe. Joe smiles at the young girl and she strikes up a conversation with him. As they talk, her robe slips open, and it's quite obvious that she has nothing under the robe. Poor Joe breaks out into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she places her hand on his arm and says, "Let's go in my apartment, I hear someone coming..." He proceeds with her into the apartment, and after she closes the door, she leans against it allowing her robe to fall off completely. Being completely nude, she purrs at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" The flustered, embarrassed Joe stammers, clears his throat several times, and finally squeaks out, "Oh, it's got to be your ears!" She's astounded! "Why my ears? Look at these breasts! They are full, don't sag, and they're 100% natural! My buns - they are firm and do not sag, and have no cellulite! Look at this skin, no blemishes or scars! Why in heaven's name would you say my ears are the best part of my body?!" Clearing his throat once again, Joe stammers - "Outside when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."

To: Zencone who wrote (4864)	3/8/1998 3:05:00 AM
From: bob	Respond to of 62549

hunting season yet???? A young farmer is newly married, and the couple just can't get enough sex. Before leaving the house for the fields at dawn, they make love, and when he returns home at evening they're at it again - before and after supper. Then a couple more during the night. The problem is, during the day, the fields are a long way from the house and the young man loses so much time traveling home and back again at noon, that he decides to consult a friend (the town's doctor) about what to do. "Easiest thing in the world, Homer" says the doctor. "You take your rifle out with you every day don't you? Well, when you feel like you're in the mood for some lovin', just fire a shot into the air as a signal to your wife, for her to come out to you. That way you won't lose any workin' time." Homer tries this and it seems to work pretty good for a while. One day the doctor stops by the house to pay a visit and he notices Homer sitting alone inside looking very morose. "What's wrong?" he asks. "Didn't my idea work? And where's your wife?" "Oh, it worked" says Homer. "Whenever I got in the mood I fired off a shot like you said, and Beckie'd come runnin'. Then we'd find a secluded place and make love. Then Beckie'd go back home." "So what's the problem?" "Well..... I ain't seen hide nor hair of Beckie since the huntin' season got started..."