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To: John Messbauer who wrote (4886)	3/8/1998 2:51:00 AM
From: bob	Respond to of 62549

There's this kid who lives on a farm. He comes home from school, in a really bad mood. He sees a pig and kicks it. Then he sees a chicken and kicks that. Then he walks into the house. "I saw you kick those animals", his mother said, "For kicking the pig, you'll have no bacon for a week. For kicking the chicken, you'll have no eggs for a week." The kid's about to say something, when his father walks in the door,also in a foul mood, and kicks the cat. The kid says to his mother, "You want to tell him, or should I?"

To: John Messbauer who wrote (4886)	3/8/1998 3:03:00 AM
From: bob	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid? Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little envelope. What do blondes and cow pies have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up. How do you keep your blonde secretary occupied? Give her a bag of M&M's and tell her to alphabetize them. Why can't blondes take coffee breaks? They're too hard to retrain. What do you call nine blondes standing in a circle? A dope ring. What's the definition of eternity? Four blondes at a Four-way stop. What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!" Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? This goes in front.