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To: bob who wrote (4890)	3/8/1998 11:26:00 AM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62549

There is this guy that owns a race horse. The horse does the same thing in each race he's entered in. He starts off in first place and when he reaches the back stretch he starts to fade and finishes out of the money. The owner is disgusted and before the horses next race he tells the horse that if he does the same thing in the next race the horse will be pulling a milk wagon at 5:00 tomorrow morning. The race starts and the horse is in first place heading into the back stretch. But true to form the horse begins to fade. The jockey starts to whip him really hard. The horse looks up at the jockey and says "hay, take it easy will ya, I have to get up at five o'clock tomorrow morning!"