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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Steve LaRiviere who wrote (4902)	3/9/1998 8:10:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A couple met at Hilton Head and fell in love.They were discussing how they would continue the relationship after their vacations were over. "It's only fair to warn you Jody." he said."I'm a golf nut.I live, eat, sleep and breathe golf." "Well, since you're being honest, so will I." Jody said."I'm a hooker." "I see." he said.Then brightening, he smiled."It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ After a not so terrific game Dan and I were heading towards the ClubHouse for drinks and I said to Dan, "What do you think I should give my caddie ?" Dan replied under his breath, "How about your clubs ?"