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To: Zencone who wrote (4904)	3/9/1998 6:43:00 PM
From: Barnabus	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Thanks for this great information, now he'll be able to tell a joke on cybernet without getting his tongue tied. B.

To: Zencone who wrote (4904)	3/9/1998 8:41:00 PM
From: George M.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Baruch: Saw a guy on the Johnny Carson show, back in the 70's he had a 8 1/2 inch tongue, licked his eye brows with it and all the ladies in the audiance were squirming in their seats.

To: Zencone who wrote (4904)	3/9/1998 8:48:00 PM
From: bob	Respond to of 62549

A woman was pulled over for speeding by a Oklahoma Highway Patrol Motorcycle officer. When he walked up to her window and opened his ticket book she said: "I'll bet you're going to sell me tickets to the Highway Patrolman's Ball." He replied," NO, highway patrolmen don't have any balls." There followed a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left. :)