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To: codydog who wrote (4922)	3/10/1998 9:37:00 PM
From: Sye Walsh	Respond to of 62549

Weather bulletin broadcast by a TV station: "Severe thunderstorm watch until 4:30 this afternoon. Stay inside. Do not use any electrical appliances. Please stay tuned for further information. People with time can have some fun with this exchange2000.com. sye

To: codydog who wrote (4922)	3/11/1998 12:47:00 AM
From: bob	Respond to of 62549

A Cajun dies and goes to heaven, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates and escorts him in. They are walking down the Great Hall and the Cajun notices that the walls are lined with clocks with peoples names under them. The Cajun asks St. Peter what is the meaning of all these clocks? St Peter replies "these clocks tell us how many lies people have told in their lifetime"." For example, look at the Popes clock" "he says, " the hands have never moved." "look at Mother Teresa's, the hands moved only one number, that means she only lied once in her life." The Cajun studied all the clocks and asked St. Peter," where is the clock for President Bill Clinton?" St. Peter thought for a second or two and replied, " Oh , that's the one we use in the dining room as a ceiling fan." ___________________________________________________