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To: Steve LaRiviere who wrote (4933)	3/11/1998 8:44:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62549

The Top 20 Things You Hear In A Football Broadcast That Sound Dirty But Aren't 20. The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it. 19. He came at his blind side and got him from behind. 18. He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow 17. It's a game of inches. 16. That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it. 15. When you get down in this area, you gotta just start pounding it. 14. He's gonna feel that one tommorow. 13. He found his tight end. 12. End around 11. He had to stretch to get it in 10. He gets penetration into the backfield 9. He blows them off (at the line) 8. He bangs it in 7. He could go all the way 6. He gets it off just in time 5. He goes deep 4. He found a hole and slid through it 3. He pounds it in 2. He beats them off (the line) 1. He's got great hands