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To: Wick who wrote (4935)	3/12/1998 11:08:00 AM
From: George Coyne	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Poor Ernie Ernie died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends Ron and Mark to come and try to I.D. the body. Ron went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Ron said "Ya, he's burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Ron looked at his ass and said "No that ain't Ernie." The mortician didn't say any thing but thought that was kind of strange. Then he brought in Mark to I.D. the body and Mark looked at him and said "Ya he's burnt real bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Mark looked down at his ass and said "No that ain't Ernie." The mortician said "How can you tell?" Mark said "Well Ernie had two assholes." "What? he had two assholes?" said the mortician. "Ya, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Every time the three of us went to town everyone would say "Here comes Ernie with them two assholes!"