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To: SJS who wrote (4947)	3/13/1998 2:28:00 PM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

>>Some come here to sit and think, Others come here to shit and stink, But I came here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls.<< Updated version for SI: Some come here to learn and post Others come here to fight and boast But I come here to waste sometime, And read some lousy jokes on-line.

To: SJS who wrote (4947)	3/13/1998 9:08:00 PM
From: Doug Coughlan	Respond to of 62549

This guy goes into one of the stalls in the men's room and takes a dump. He looks around and there is no toilet paper. He looks on the floor and there is no newspaper. He notices a pair of feet in the stall next to his and says excuse me, but would you have any toilet paper in your stall? The man says no I don't. Well, do you have any newspaper? Again the man reply's that he doesn't. The first man thinks for a moment and says, well in that case, do you have two five's for a ten?