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To: hcm1943 who wrote (4951)3/14/1998 9:31:00 AM
From: PMS Witch  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
I heard a slightly different version

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Paid my dime
And only farted.

Yesterday,
I took a chance
Saved my dime
But shit my pants.

Another one --

Some come here to sit and think
And some come here to wonder
I come here to sit and stink
And fart away like thunder.