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To: SJS who wrote (4956)	3/13/1998 5:00:00 PM
From: Steve LaRiviere	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

One day a man, out of the blue, told his wife "Honey, whenever I'm at work I keep having this strong desire to stick my dick in the pickle slicer." Mortified, his wife thinking about the obvious carnage that would come from such a foolish act told her husband to try to forget the whole idea. He told her not to worry, he would never act on this fantasy. Unfortunately, as the weeks passed, the man kept telling her about these reoccurring fantasies of sticking his dick in the pickle slicer. His wife urged him to get therapy, but the man insisted that he could control himself. Then one day the man comes home from work in the middle of the day with his face beet-red. When his wife asked him why he was home so early, he told her he got caught sticking his dick in the pickle slicer and fired. "Oh my God!" exclaimed the wife, "Are you alright?" "Yes," replied the man, sheepishly, "But I felt so embarrassed." "I can imagine," sympathized the wife, "Just out of curiosity, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, she got fired too."