To: Jane Hafker who wrote (18314 ) 3/14/1998 12:59:00 AM From: Graystone Read Replies (3) | Respond to
Onward Christian Soldiers or her room in HaHeaven was going to be. Jane had a whiff of another nearby group and was anxious to get her <Put Holy Book Here > and find some convenient reason to begin hacking on them too. When Jane felt threatened she resorted to threats of violence herself. It wasn't often that Jane felt threatened. The spray of scripture was usually enough to convince everyone that she was entirely sincere and usually succeeded in drowning most of her detractors, she was proud of the fact that nobody could claim more buckets of blood than her, nobody could say the Lord's name louder and prouder than good ole tea cup toting, blunt axe, hack em or hate em Saint Jane. She had successfully explained the destinies of many children in terms of her own preferences feeling that the greatest scriptures were a convenient and regrettable addition, possibly put their when she wasn't looking, by gay men. Disagreeing with Saint Jane was not wise, she had the keys to many areas of HaHeaven and could drown you in buckets if you weren't careful. Saint Jane of course had no concept of any person who could possibly be more loved than her, and had personal assurances that she at least was in the Book. She also knew that anyone who treated their slaves poorly was not in the Book so she treated her slaves well. As Jane got ready for market she made sure her sackcloth was tastefully arranged and the ashes in her hair were quite visible. She checked to make sure her <Put Holy Words Here > was in the proscribed place and set out with her blunt axe.You are free to post here all you want, anything you care to, as Christians must take anything you dish out without punching your lights out or banishing you. Notes from Narrator
