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To: bob who wrote (5004)	3/18/1998 10:29:00 AM
From: bob	Respond to of 62549

President Clinton is visiting an elementary school one day. He goes into a class where the kids are working on their vocabulary lesson. Mr. Clinton asks the students, "What would be an example of a tragedy?" A little boy says: "If my little sister was playing in the street and got run over by a car, that would be a tragedy." "No! No!" Says the President. "That would be an accident." A little girl raises her hand and says, "If a bus load of children was hit by a train, that would be a tragedy." "Oh, no," says the President. "That would be and 'unfortunate incident.'" A third kid raises his hand and say, "If the President were flying in Air Force One and it blew up, that would be a tragedy." "Very good," says Clinton. "Now how do we know that it is a tragedy?" "Well," says the kid, "It sure wouldn't be no accident. And it wouldn't be unfortunate, so......"