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To: Matt Black who wrote (1006)3/19/1998 2:32:00 AM
From: kentoo  Respond to of 2232
 
Dude,
Yours posts make me laugh.
Keep it up.

ken, stoned in LA



To: Matt Black who wrote (1006)3/19/1998 1:15:00 PM
From: KZAP  Respond to of 2232
 
Long post, but it was a good one!

Now, Go HNLY!

We are showing strength here but we need to move up!
I'd at least like to pass FAMH!

KZAP



To: Matt Black who wrote (1006)3/19/1998 1:29:00 PM
From: Jeff O.  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2232
 
== Typical conversations between Matt & Russ ==

What's shaking Matt?
All four cheeks & a couple of chins.

What's new Matt?
Terrorists, Russ. They've taken over my stomach
they're demanding beer."

What'd you like Matt?
"A reason to live. Give me another beer. HNLY is not doing well.

What'll you have Matt?
Well, I'm in a gambling mood Russy. I'll take a
glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
Looks like beer, Matt.
Call me Mister Lucky.

Hey Matt, how's the world been treating you?
Like a baby treats a diaper. GO HNLY!

What's the story Matty?
The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut
to the happy ending."

Hey Mr. Matt, there's a cold one waiting
for you. I know, if Jane calls, I'm not here.

Beer, Matt?
Have I gotten that predictable? Good.

What's going on Matt?
A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert
beer here.'

Whatcha up to Matt?
My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

How's it going Mr. Matt?
Poor.
I'm sorry to hear that.
No, I mean pour.

How's life treating you Matt?
Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.

Women. Can't live with 'em... pass the beer nuts.

What's going down, Matt?
My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

Pour you a beer, Matty?
Alright, but stop me at one....make that
one-thirty. That's when I have to reply to that savy guy
Jeff O.

How's it going Matt?
It's a dog eat dog world, Russ & I'm wearing
Milk Bone underwear.

What's the story Matt?
Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets
another beer. Boy buys more HNLY. Boy hires comic and advisors
to respond to Harper and Jeff O.

What's going on Matt?
The question is what's going in Mr. Matt? A
beer please, Russy.

Can I pour you a beer Mr. Matt? A little
early isn't it, Russ?
For a beer?
No, for stupid questions.

Maybe some day we can be as wise as those other threadsters
Jeff O., Harper, and Angela.



To: Matt Black who wrote (1006)3/19/1998 4:15:00 PM
From: HarperLee  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 2232
 
Matty, YOU ARE JUST TOO MUCH! What a lovely writer you are and so astute! I am, like, totally impressed. However, there are a few misconceptions you have about me and I really, just really need to clear them up. First of all, I am a woman.
Secondly, no friend of mine was ever stupid enough to swallow a cat turd, although I talked Bobby Radbill into painting his yellow cocker spaniel with glossy black latex paint. Third, I never chased my sister around the cabin with a turkey leg, but when she stuck her tongue out at me through the hinged side of the closet door, I shut the door!
If she speaks slowly, the family can understand her. By the way, SHE was the one in Viet Nam, not me.
I would like to apologize to the people who think we have disrupted the thread, (sniff, sniff, blowing my nose on my sleeve.) Please forgive us. But, if somehow some of this energy could be transferred to HNYL, well, just think Toto, I don't think we'd be in Kansas anymore.
Fourth- the old lady's tits were in the coffee not the oatmeal.

Seriously Matt, you have a wonderful time in Philadelpha, safe trip, etc. And, when you get back, we need to have a serious chat about your taste in women!!!!

HarperLee (Wrote "To Kill A Mockingbird", won a Pulitzer, she's FEMALE)! Love ya, you were SWELL! ROFLMAO