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To: .com who wrote (5018)	3/19/1998 11:14:00 AM
From: Wick	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

What's the state flower of West Virginia? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The Satellite Dish.

To: .com who wrote (5018)	3/20/1998 6:43:00 PM
From: OldAIMGuy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A young feller from Arkansas came home to tell his folks some big news. "Momma and Paupau! I just met the most beautiful girl! She's got most of her teeth, she's pretty clean and I'm gonna marry her!" Well, the folks are really pleased and congratulate their son. The he adds, "And you know what else? She's a virgin, too!!" Well, Paupau jumps up from the table and yells, "There ain't gonna be no wedding!" "But why Paupau?" cries the boy! "If she ain't good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours!!"