To: Seth L. who wrote (30693 ) 3/21/1998 7:46:00 PM From: X Y Zebra Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 41046
Irrelevant Post: This overweight golfer is told by the club pro that the only way he is going to improve his game is if he loses some of his weight. "After all, Pat, you can't be serious if you really are trying to play "scratch" golf weighing 220 pounds, get off your butt and go do some exercise". Terribly depressed, Pat starts looking over all the adds about losing weight and they all seem to be the same, it's either take this pill, or join this club, etc... Then he notices, this add that simply states: "Lose weight quick, 50 pounds in one week. 2 programs, regular at $50.00 per hour, or extra special for $100.00 per hour". Without further consideration, Pat rushes over to the location and expresses interest for the $50.00/hour program. He pays, and he is told to step over to the next room, put on the t-shirt and shorts provided, and wait. He goes into the room which it is only a 10 x 10 room, and changes into the shorts and "t" and waits. Soon, a voluptuos, nicely curved and well endowed lady athlete joins him and says, (with the sexiest and silkiest voice Pat has ever heard): "Hello my darling, my name is Vicky and I am your trainer, if you can catch me I am yours to please you for the rest of the hour". Well, needless to say our friend Pat, starts running after lady athlete like he has never run before, the entire hour zaps in what Pat felt was only a couple of minutes, to his disappointment he never even comes close to Miss Vicky. As he steps out in frustration and sweating like a pig in heat, he suddenly realizes that this program really is going to work, and then he figures that tomorrow, in stead of the $50.00 program, he will do the $100 extra special. Next morning, before the office opens, Pat is there eager to try the more expensive program. So, he signs in, pays the $100.00, and same thing, he is instructed to go into the room and change into the shorts and "t-shirt". He does that quickly, he can hardly wait, he is imagining that this time there will be not one but two Vickys! As he waits anxiously, in anticipation, the door opens, and this huge 6'4" stud shows up and says in a deep voice: Hey, you fatso, I am your trainer, and If I catch you you're mine to please me for the rest of the day!