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To: ken whited who wrote (5068)	3/23/1998 8:21:00 PM
From: Steve LaRiviere	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

A little boy from a poor home was playing in the park when the local rich girl walks up to him and says, "Look at your clothes, they're all rags! My clothes are all brand new! My parents must love me more than your parents love you!" The little boy starts bawling and runs all the way home. The next day the little boy is playing in the park when the little girl shows up and says, "You go to the school for stupid poor kids, I go to a private school for smart rich kids, my parents must love me more than your parents love you!" Again, the little boy starts bawling and runs all the way home. The next day the little poor boy is riding his mongrel bicycle in the park when along comes the rich girl riding her brand new stingray bicycle and she says, "Look at that piece of junk! My parents gave me a brand new bike to ride. My parents must love me alot more than your parents love you!" Once again, the little boy starts bawling and rides his bike home. This time the little boy's father sees him ride into the yard, crying, and asks him what's wrong. The little boy tells him how the little rich girl has been tormenting him. The wise father tells the little boy how to 'take care' of the little girl. The little boy rides back to the park and stops the little girl. He then pulls down his pants and says, "My dad says I have one of these, and you never will!" This time the little girl starts bawling and rides her bike home. The little boy is ecstatic, and continues riding his bike around the park. Twenty minutes later the little girl returns and stops the little boy, pulls down her pants and says, "My mom says I have one of these, and with one of these I can have as many of those I want!"