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To: ken whited who wrote (5080)	3/24/1998 2:03:00 PM
From: Jay	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Man to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God to Man: "So you would love her." "But God", Man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God replies: "So she would love you." xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx God created man before creating woman, because you need a rough draft before creating a masterpiece. HA! HA! HA! Diamonds are a girl's best friends. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Single women complain that all good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands. This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man. Awwwww xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Ever notice how many of women's problems can be traced to the male gender? MENstruation MENopause MENtal breakdown GUYnecology HIMmorrhoids