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To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (5094)3/26/1998 10:09:00 AM
From: SER  Respond to of 62549
 
Ashley walked into the White House for her first day of her internship and
was greeted by the President. After a short tour of the White House the
President asked "how would you like to see the Presidential "clock"..?

Ashley looked trouble and said "I don't know, MR. President. I have heard
some pretty bad things about you. I don't think that would be a good idea."
"Nonsense" said the President."its just a clock".

Ashley agreed and the president lead her into the oval office where they were alone. As he closed the door he dropped his pants and pulled out his cock.

Ashley gasped."Oh! that's not the Presidential clock......that's the Presidential ..cock!"

To which the president responded: "Ashley honey, you put a face and two hands on it and it's a clock.



To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (5094)3/26/1998 10:45:00 AM
From: Thomas Scharf  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
At least the 5th time around for that one on this thread.



To: Henry Volquardsen who wrote (5094)3/26/1998 1:38:00 PM
From: David  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62549
 
Well, I guess you showed him. Not only did you telegraph the punch line (again) but you repeated a recent joke on the thread.