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To: ken whited who wrote (5118)	3/26/1998 7:13:00 PM
From: Jacques Chitte	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

>> A magazine ran a Dilbert quotes contest. These are some quotes from >> actual managerial staff. >> >> >> "As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access >> the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be >> taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in >> two weeks." (This was the winning quote from Charles Hurst at >> Sun Microsystems) >> >> "What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will >> encounter." >> >> "How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?" >> >> "Email is not to be used to pass on information or data. It >> should be only be used for company business." >> >> "Turnover is good for the company, as it proves that we are >> doing a good job in training people." >> >> "This project is so important, we can't let things that are more >> important interfere with it." >> >> "Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule." >> >> "No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've >> been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks >> and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."