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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: aknahow who wrote (5119)	3/26/1998 5:43:00 PM
From: SER	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62559

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To: aknahow who wrote (5119)	3/27/1998 7:04:00 PM
From: H.Jablomey	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62559

One obvious point: I have formed another thread called, BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR LAUGHTER MEDICINE. A committee of 7 has been formed to review all jokes, which should be posted there first. Once it is determined that they have never, in any form been posted on the original LITBM..TUAJ thread they will be posted there. Keep in mind that SI is not Usenet, and there is no way to create a moderated thread here. You can certainly attempt what you've proposed above, but then you'll always have newcomers and once-in-a-whilers who don't know the "rules" and simply post a joke for the hundredth time. Live with it. It's what the "Next" link is for.