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To: SER who wrote (5123)	3/27/1998 1:47:00 AM
From: Zencone	Respond to of 62549

"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands and all you can do is scratch it." --Sir Thomas Beecham to a lady cellist.

To: SER who wrote (5123)	3/28/1998 10:27:00 PM
From: long-gone	Respond to of 62549

True bar story. At happy hour before dinner with the wife,i had to excuse myself to the men's room. There, I met an older gentleman whom had consumed more than "a few to many". We introduced ourselves, he said,"I'm Monty". Responding, I replied,"Hi, I'm Richard". Monty, "Strange name". Me, "Richard isn't that strange". Him, "No I meant Monty". I told him perhaps he should call a cab. He said he had to drive,he was to drunk to use a Pay Phone. EOM rh