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To: 51 Cards who wrote (5141)	3/28/1998 6:16:00 PM
From: LastShadow	Respond to of 62549

MEN ARE FROM ROM, WOMEN ARE FROM RAM Five reasons to believe computers are male: 1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless. 2. As soon as you have one, a better model is right around the corner. 3. They look attractive - until you take them home. 4. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night. 5. In order to get their attention, you have to boot them or turn them on. \| >>>> Five reasons to believe computers are female: 1. No one but the creator understands the internal logic. 2. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 4. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you." 5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.