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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: William H Huebl who wrote (5148)	3/29/1998 11:27:00 AM
From: PAL	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Thanks Bill. Hope this is a new one: During a sex seminar for married men, the speaker took a survey asking the frequency of love making with their partners. Three times a week? One third of the class raised hands. Twice a week? Half of them raised their hands. Once a week? Fewer hands. Once a month? Only three hands. Once every two months? One hand. Three months? No hand. Six months? No hand. He was about to conclude his survey when he saw a man in the back was impatiently waited his turn. "One a year?" the speaker asked with disbelief. "YES, YES, YES", answered the man joyfully and obviously a happy guy. "Why are you so happy about it?" asked the speaker. The man shouted "BECAUSE TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT!"