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To: bob who wrote (5155)	3/30/1998 10:51:00 AM
From: SER	Respond to of 62549

BAD!

To: bob who wrote (5155)	3/30/1998 1:00:00 PM
From: Tomato	Respond to of 62549

Terrible!! ;-) Reminds me of this one... This guy is fishing and not catching a damn thing. Right across the river another guy keeps bringing in fish after fish. The first guy looks closer and notices that every time the second guy puts his bait on, he sniffs it first. Once in a while, he sniffs, shudders, and throws the bait as far as he can and then sniffs the next thing in his bait can. Finally, the first fisherman can't stand it anymore, and goes to the sniffing fisherman. "I've been watching you catch fish after fish, and I don't get it. It's the same river, but I can't catch a damn thing. How do you dot it?" "Well," the sniffer says, "I have a friend who owns a mortuary, and he gives me clitorises from corpses to use as bait. Man, do the fishes go for them!" "But I've noticed that every once in a while you sniff one and throw it away in disgust. What's that all about?" "Oh, that. You see my friend is a real card. He always likes to throw in a few assholes as a practical joke."