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To: JakeStraw who wrote (5158)3/30/1998 2:10:00 PM
From: DuGen  Respond to of 62549
 
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them at first ignores their conversation, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma coma firsta. Den I coma. Two asses, they coma together. I coma again. Two asses, they coma together again. I coma again and then pee two tima. Then I come one a more tima."

The lady behind suddenly screams indignantly "you foul mouthed swine", "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public".

"Mamma mia, coola down lady"' said the Italian gentleman. "Imma justa teacha my fren howa to spella Mississippi.



To: JakeStraw who wrote (5158)3/30/1998 5:06:00 PM
From: bob  Respond to of 62549
 
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I
am Napoleon!"

Another one said, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did NOT!!!"


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