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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: George T. March who wrote (5163)	3/31/1998 8:55:00 AM
From: T.K. Allen	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Mavis and Braithwaite were lovers with a problem. Their passion could not wait but they had no place private to go. The closest private place they could find was the railroad track. Just as their love-making was reaching a climax a train approached. The engineer flashed his light and blew his whistle but Mavis and Braithwaite were too involved to notice. In desperation, the engineer quickly pulled the lever for an emergency stop and brought the train to a screeching, grinding halt just inches from the two lovers who were just finishing the most intense sex either had ever had. The engineer was FURIOUS! He jumped out of the cab, ran up to the two and screamed, "Are you crazy! I flashed my light and you didn't move. I blew my whistle and you didn't move. I had to make an emergency stop to keep from killing you and still you don't move! What the hell is wrong with you two!" Finally, Braithwaite picks up his head, looks at the enraged engineer and says, with a well-satisfied smile, "Well, boss, it's like this. You see, I was cummin' and she was cummin' and you was comin'...but you were the only one that had brakes."