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To: MR. PANAMA (I am a PLAYER) who wrote (31533)	4/1/1998 12:11:00 PM
From: Thomas G. Busillo	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 53903

MORE BREAKING APRIL FOOLS DAY NEWS Micron to Drop DRAMs, Enter Securities Industry (Third Ring, Saturn) - As part of a major realignment, memory chip manufacturer Micron Technology will discontinue all manufacturing operations and enter the brokerage industry. Few details are available, however a source identifying himself only as "DEEPCHIP" reports that the company's trading and investment activities will be exclusively limited to its own securities. "These Wall Street weenies have been jerking us around and profiting from the volatility," said DEEPCHIP. "We think we can do it better." The realignment will also include the creation of a separate services division aimed at targeting the booming market for strolling minstrels. "It's a niche play," he said. Qualified lute and recorder players are encouraged to apply.