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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Rich Dee who wrote (5180)	4/1/1998 8:55:00 PM
From: phbolton	Respond to of 62567

some really demented joke/april fools programs: ie:This joke program will allow you to setup a message dialog to be displayed on someone's computer. You can specify the text to be displayed, the image, the buttons (up to 9), and when to display the message. Unable to detect that its a joke user.mc.net

To: Rich Dee who wrote (5180)	4/2/1998 1:39:00 AM
From: bob	Respond to of 62567

The top 10 things you'll never hear a man say: 10. Here honey, you use the remote. 9. You know, I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big. 8. Ooh, Antonio Banderas AND Brad Pitt? That's one movie I gotta see! 7. While I'm up, can I get you anything? 6. Sex isn't that important; sometimes, I just want to be held. 5. Why don't you go to the mall with me and help me pick out a pair of shoes? 4. Aww, forget Monday night football, let's watch Melrose Place. 3. Hey let me hold your purse while you try that on. 2. We never talk anymore. 1. Yes, Bill Clinton: You may date my daughter! -==- -==- -==- -==- -=*=- The top 10 things you'll never hear a woman say: 10. What do you mean "today's our anniversary"? 9. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV. 8. Ohh, this diamond is way too big! 7. And for our honeymoon we're going fishing in Alaska! 6. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being "just friends". 5. Honey does this outfit make my butt look too small? 4. Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there. 3. Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here. 2. I don't care if it is on sale, 300 dollars is too much for a designer dress. 1. Hey, pull my finger!