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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: DScottD who wrote (12701)	4/2/1998 2:07:00 PM
From: DMaA	Respond to of 20981

The Top Ten Ways President Clinton Will Celebrate the Paula Jones Decision," as presented on the April 1 Late Show with David Letterman. Copyright 1998 by Worldwide Pants Inc. 10) Appear on 60 Minutes and tell Ed Bradley `damn straight I was aroused.' 9) Borrow the deep sea craft they used in Titanic, join the `three-mile-deep club.' 8) For the first time this year he'll actually kiss Hillary. 7) Get to work on the other 14 lawsuits pending against him. 6) Call Paula Jones and say `I know we've had our differences, but how about a date?.' 5) Enjoy giant stack of pancakes while groping Mrs. Butterworth. 4) Stay up all night harassing himself. 3) At press conference drop pants and shout `I'm the king of the world!' 2) Call Kenneth Starr in the middle of the night and say: `subpoena this!' 1) `Throw out a case' of Corona.