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To: appro who wrote (5211)	4/6/1998 8:44:00 AM
From: Henry Volquardsen	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Four guys are golfing together when one says "Hey guys-- I have a confession. You may have wondered why I never showered with any of you in the clubhouse. Well, the reason is that I was born a hermaphrodite-- I have male and female genetalia. I was afraid you'd think I was a freak, so I always just acted shy. But now I've met a gal and fell in love. If we want to get legally married, I have to get rid of the female plumbing. Frankly, I'm a little nervous about the operation and I need to know what you guys think." After exchanging brief glances with one another, one of his buddies says "forget the girl--- if they cut your nuts off, you can hit from the red tees!"