To: bob who wrote (5220 ) 4/7/1998 12:42:00 PM From: S K Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62549
>STATE MOTOS > >Alabama: > At Least We're not Mississippi > >Alaska: > 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! > >Arizona: > Dehyd-rific! > >Arkansas: > Litterasy Ain't Everything > >California: > As Seen on TV > >Colorado: > If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother > >Connecticut: > Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character > >Delaware: > (this was left blank-does this mean Delaware is too small to have a >motto) > >Florida: > Ask Us About Our Grandkids > >Georgia: > We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism > >Hawaii: > Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru > (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money) > >Idaho: > More Than Just Potatoes..Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure >Are Real Good > >Illinois: > Gateway to Iowa > >Indiana: > 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free > >Iowa: > Land of James T. Kirk > >Kansas: > First Of The Rectangle States > >Kentucky: > Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names > >Louisiana: > We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But that's Our Tourism Campaign > >Maine: > Cheap Lobster > >Maryland: > A Thinking Man's Delaware > >Massachusetts: > Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets) > >Michigan: > First Line of Defense From the Canadians > >Minnesota: > For Sale > >Mississippi: > Come Feel Better About Your Own State > >Missouri: > Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work > >Montana: > Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else > >Nebraska: > Ask About Our State Motto Contest > >Nevada: > Whores and Poker! > >New Hampshire: > Go Away and Leave Us Alone > >New Jersey: > You want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here! > >New Mexico: > Lizards Make Excellent Pets > >New York: > You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an >Attorney > >North Carolina: > Tobacco is a Vegetable > >North Dakota: > Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yea, Dinosaur Bones! > >Ohio: > Don't Judge Us by Cleveland > >Oklahoma: > Like the Play; Only No Singing > >Oregon: > Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner > >Pennsylvania: > Cook With Coal > >Rhode Island: > We're Not REALLY An Island > >South Carolina: > Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender > >South Dakota: > Closer Than North Dakota > >Tennessee: > The Educashun State > >Texas: > Se Hablo Ingles > >Utah: > Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus > >Vermont: > Yep > >Virginia: > Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? > >Washington: > Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers! > >Washington D.C.: > Wanna Be Mayor? > >West Virginia: > One Big Happy Family - Really! > >Wisconsin: > Come Cut Our Cheese > >Wyoming: > Wynot?