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To: bob who wrote (5232)	4/8/1998 11:45:00 AM
From: bob	Respond to of 62549

The Top 14 Tips for Surviving College 14> Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour. 13> Enjoy being a Sophomore -- It will be the best three years of your life. 12> Wear an athletic cup to panty raids, because it's all fun and games until someone loses their 'nads. 11> Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover. 10> Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into lucrative "home pharmaceuticals" business. 9> If an 8:00 am class is required for your major, change your major. 8> Boring lecture? Start a wave! 7> College-level algebra: 5 returnable bottles = 1 delicious Ramen Noodle dinner. 6> "I Phelta Thi" is not a real fraternity, except at state colleges. 5> Remember - almost no one complains when you puke in a dumpster. 4> Clever margin manipulation can turn a 4-page outline into a 100-page senior essay. 3> Football games were never meant to be observed by sober people. 2> Don't think of it as sleeping with your professor -- think of it as "acing Biology." and the Number 1 Tip for Surviving College... 1> In a pinch, milk can be used as a beer substitute in your breakfast cereal.