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Politics : Did Slick Boink Monica? -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (13118)	4/8/1998 1:18:00 PM
From: Zoltan!	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 20981

Did someone already post this? Clinton fan It's Holy Week, a time for us to pause and reflect on our lives, perhaps remind ourselves that it's much later than we think. Take the story of the guy who dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter shows him all the sights: the golf course, the reading room and library, the observation room, the cafeteria, and finally they come to a huge room full of clocks. The guy asks, "What's up with all these clocks?" St. Peter explains, "Everyone on Earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on Earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the gates to be judged." The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others, and asks why is this? St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds his clock." This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices one clock hanging from the center of the ceiling. On this clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks, "What's the story with this clock?" St. Peter replies, "That's Bill Clinton's clock. We decided to make it a ceiling fan." washtimes.com